October 2011
shessofuckedinthehead: more fun with online dating →
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“STAN”
ugh. hate myself. im sorry your name is stan, really. but i cant even think of a conversation i might have with someone named Stan. im at a loss. really. i know. its incredibly narrow minded of me to not return an email from someone just because of their name, but i dont know…stan…
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“WHY DO YOU HAVE ALL THESE DEADPOOL COMICS, WHO IS THIS GREEN GUY, OMG WILL YOU GIVE THESE AWAY MY BACK HURTS, I’M TIRED, ARE YOU 12 WHY DO YOU HAVE A BATMAN GRAPHIC NOVEL, WHAT TIME IS IT, HOW MANY MORE BOXES ARE LEFT TO MOVE, I’M GOING TO SIT DOWN AND READ THIS BATMAN BOOK OK, I’LL JUST HELP YOU MOVE BY MOTIVATIONAL WORDS. YOU’RE DOING A GOOD JOB!”
—As my mother yells at the top of her lungs in the middle of the street during a snow storm wearing rain boots and my bathrobe. (via brain-food)
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