April 2012
A dramatic Shakespearean response to every situation
- When something bad happens: True is it that we have seen better days.
- When something REALLY bad happens: O woe! O woeful, woeful, woeful day! Most lamentable day. Most woeful day That ever, ever I did yet behold! O day, O day, O day! O hateful day! Never was seen so black a day as this.O woeful day! O woeful day!
- When people say that something is wrong because the Bible says so: The Devil can cite scripture for his purpose.
- When my girlfriend abandons me for food: FRAILTY, THY NAME IS WOMAN!
- When someone doesn't thank me for holding the door open for them: BLOW, BLOW, BLOW, THOU WINTER WIND! THOU ART NOT SO UNKIND AS MAN'S INGRATITUDE!
- When I burn something while cooking: MY CAKE IS DOUGH!
- When human stupidity frustrates me: LORD, WHAT FOOLS THESE MORTALS BE!
- When someone says I'm going to hell for my sins: NYMPH, IN THY ORISONS BE ALL MY SINS REMEMBER'D.
- When I'm broke: My pride fell with my fortunes
- When someone turns the light on after a period of darkness and blinding light ensues: OH, SHE DOTH TEACH THE TORCHES TO BURN BRIGHT!
- When someone disagrees with me: THERE ARE MORE THINGS IN HEAVEN AND EARTH, HORATIO, THEN ARE DREAMT OF IN YOUR PHILOSOPHY.
- When I argue with my girlfriend: The course of true love never did run smooth.
- When I'm embarrassed: MUST I HOLD A CANDLE TO MY SHAMES?!
- Someone says "Good Night": Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
- -I've actually said "I bite my thumb, sir, but not at you, sir!" numerous times in casual conversation.
Watching a-Ha’s concert Ending on a High Note. The age is showing in the voices. But a great concert, nonetheless. (applause)
Had just installed Ubuntu Linux 12.04 Desktop LTE. GUI some getting used to. Happy to be doing some tasks from the command line.
“Across planes of consciousness, we have to live with the paradox that opposite things can be simultaneously true.”
—Ram Dass (via extraterra)
“Nothing in the world is ever completely wrong. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.”
—Paulo Coelho, Brida (via hardcoreadvocate)
“Let us forget with generosity those who cannot love us.”
—Pablo Neruda (via ijswaqq)
Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown)
The Beatles
The Beatles - Norwegian Wood
I once had a girl
Or should I say
She once had me
Feeling a bit OC today. Looking at friends/follower lists and itching to unfriend/unfollow. Will come back to this in a little while.
I’ve been eating coffee beans this afternoon. It’s supposed to be more effective than drinking coffee. Mas makulit lang.
